Sidney Crosby beard

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What, you’re going to miss your kids second birthday but you have time to make sure you’re face is smooth and hairless? Sidney Crosby die … It’s the Stanley ****ing Cup.Sign up for our newsletter to get exclusive content, contests, and perks direct to youDaily Hive is a Canadian-born online news source, established in 2008, that creates compelling, hyperlocal content. The other part of them though?

Cavemen who figured out how to skate. That shit’s crazy.So when players start growing a beard, it’s a symbol of the heavy burden they are undertaking.This is why when a player like Burns or Thornton pre-grows a beard, it spits in the face of everything the playoffs stand for. Crosby also scored more than a point per game this season, with 47 points (16g, 31a) in just 41 games. When trying to win the Cup, you put aside everything else. A DUCK! This was in the Stanley Cup Finals. Celebrities and sidney crosby beard. Using that fear to fuel you to victory.See that guy? In Closing: Sidney Crosby has a better playoff beard than either Thornton or Burns.

When they look into the mirror they’ll see themselves again, but they’ll also see the loss of their glory.If that doesn’t drive them to want to win again, nothing will.Savage? Losing the Cup in game seven turned him into a god damn Duck. Only those beards are pure playoff beards.I am, however, willing to accept pre-grown beards under one condition. They SHOULD be talking points for people. Sorry. Obviously, he wasn't quite up to the task.

That’s making a mockery of the process.This is why Thornton and Burns beard talk, save that for the regular season. FINALLY! When a baby is born in Canada it’s taken to a cave and shown several helpful videos letting the child know it’s their duty to protect and capture the Stanley Cup, before being doused in holy maple syrup and blessed by the Beaver Pope (it’s a real thing).But other countries? And turn it into a big business operation. I want a team to commit to the Stanley Cup dream so hard that when they win the Cup, they don’t shave until they lose it.

That’s skipping vital steps. Look, I get it, Canada values the Stanley Cup higher than any other country. “You’ve done it again Johnston, you’re a god damn genius!” he giggled as he began typing furiously about facial hair.But they shouldn’t be used for playoff talk. You’re god damn right it is. If hockey returns and the Penguins make it all the way to the final, Crosby will be ready to show off a great playoff beard. That’s garbage. Playoff beards. Have a boring matchup between two tanking teams? They often release the mustache and beard, and then shave them off. But the beard being gone means they’ve lost the ultimate prize. Imagine a two time defending Cup team walking around in the regular season, beards down to their chest, showcasing the power of their reign.

It a well-known tradition for NHL players to grow a beard during the postseason and some have been hair than others. You need to shave it all off before the playoffs start for it to be a valid playoff beard.The Stanley Cup?

I am, however, willing to accept pre-grown beards under one condition. The tradition that lets you know who can pull off a kick ass beard, or those who merely Crosby it up.It’s one of the best parts of hockey.

Celebrities like to experiment with their stubble. Sidney Crosby.

Cavemen, ok? Sure, dip into the archives and talk about what things might get lost in a beard that big. Get the hell out of here.When you go for the Cup, all you should be doing is sitting in a dark room and thinking of all the failures in your life, and realizing that even if you add all of them up, that wouldn’t even come close to losing the Stanley Cup in a game seven situation. Save any beard talk for those that shaved the day the playoffs started. Here's how you know the NHL had gone playoff beard crazy by this point: Sidney Crosby tried to grow one. But the playoffs? In the released video, you can see Crosby beginning growing a playoff beard. That tradition? And organize rules about hockey.

It needs some ground rules. To the point teams stay in god damn hotels while in their home city so they don’t get distracted from their end goal. Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna. Best trophy in sports.

Mostly because of this guy:Now, don’t get me wrong. If you’re trying to debate that right now, you’re A) not Canadian B) lying to yourself C) really trying to pump up the value of that trophy you won in high school track.As such, trying to capture the Cup? If that isn’t savage as ****, I don’t know what else is.“Sorry honey, you know you’re not supposed to be calling me tonight, I have more important things to do.”Which is why tossing hygiene and personal grooming aside is an essential part of the Stanley Cup journey. They know the power that Cup gives you (Free Tim Hortons for life). Sidney Crosby — beard.

Nothing is more primal and rewarding than seeing your team of choice, deep in the playoffs, looking like a bunch of cavemen out on the ice.

There is potential for a real playoff beard.

That glorious tradition that sets the men apart from the boys.

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